We're SOOO gonna take over...

class TestingDaRoad {
final static DaRoad SMIRKS= new DaRoad();
}

class DaRoad {
public static void main(String args[]) {
System.out.println("...as we'll implement a non-violent REGIME that will skyrocket its way to da top based on a little charm, LOTS of hard work, and a PASSIONATE love affair with lady luck :-)");
}
}